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Social Expert Retro Sci-Fi T-Shirt | Trust Me, I Watch Videos
XS / Dark Grey
€25,66
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The apocalypse is happening, the experts are exhausted… and the loudest voice in the room is a smug smartphone with 99+ notifications.
This retro 80s sci-fi graphic tee is made for anyone who has ever watched someone become an instant expert after a few online videos. The front features the grinning SOCIAL EXPERT phone character, while the back delivers the full vintage movie-poster scene: scientists, engineers and doctors watching in disbelief as the self-proclaimed expert takes over the microphone.
Featuring bold distressed poster artwork, retro comic energy and dark sarcastic humor, this shirt turns modern internet confidence into an apocalypse-level joke.
Front: SOCIAL EXPERT smartphone graphic
Back: Full retro apocalypse poster design
Main slogan: “TRUST ME, I WATCH VIDEOS”
Perfect for retro sci-fi fans, sarcastic humor lovers, internet veterans and anyone tired of unsolicited online expertise.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
Details
Built with intention.
No shortcuts. No filler.
- Solid fabric with real weight
- Clean construction, reinforced seams
Designed to hold its shape over time
If it doesn’t survive real life, it doesn’t belong here.
Fit & Feel
You know that moment
when you put something on
and immediately feel like yourself again?
That’s what this is about.Not too tight.
Not oversized for the sake of it.
Just right — the kind of fit you don’t have to think about.It sits where it should.
Moves when you move.
And doesn’t ask for attention.You wear it — it stays out of the way.
That’s the real luxury
Care
We’ve all had clothes
that needed “special care”
and still didn’t last.This isn’t one of those.
Wash it cold.
Turn it inside out if you remember.
Dry it gently.No rituals.
No rules taped to the wall.
Just treat it like something you plan to keep —
and it will.
Shipping & Returns
We ship worldwide.
Orders are processed quickly and packed with care.
If something isn’t right, returns are accepted within 14 days of delivery.
No drama. No games.
Wear it. Feel it. Decide.
Social Expert Retro Sci-Fi T-Shirt | Trust Me, I Watch Videos
€25,66
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